mommamarine:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

I’m fucjing pissung myself ohmygod

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ergonomiks:

More tricks. Kind of a lay out to dub #tricking #tricks #dubs #flips #twist

9/13/2014 (6:42pm) 148,400 notes

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

my life

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carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

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buffyshot:

@cokebottlebody: Our newest #CokeBottleBody model @fit_doll101

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myfalseparadigm:

If you decide to walk around in underwear and an open flannel you can see yourself straight into my bed.

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Baby I understand that some nights sadness will hit you like a tidal wave and there is no way to stop it or tell when it is coming. I understand how hard it is to keep from drowning. But I need you to understand this. When you are sad, I will call you and read you parts of my favorite book so that for a little while you can leave this life and feel like you’re someone else. When you are too sad to even speak I’ll sit there with you and listen to you breathe and memorize your heartbeat. And when you tell me that you need me, I will already be on my way to you. And if you want to cry, I will hold you all night. And if you want to laugh, I will bring your favorite comedy over and I will watch it with you and fall in love with your tear filled eyes every time the tv lights them up. If you want to be alone, I will give you space. But I will come back in the morning and tell you how beautiful you are and that I’m so happy you made it through the night. I will hold your hand and tell you that tonight will be better. And I’ll do everything I can to try and make that happen. So it’s okay to be sad, because I will always be here to make you happy again.

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seizethesnapshot:

But holy fuck it hurts when they stop paying attention to you

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It’s too easy, you see, to get trapped in the past. The past is very seductive. People always talk about the mists of time, you know, but really it’s the present that’s in a mist, uncertain. The past is quite clear, and warm, and comforting. That’s why people often get stuck there.

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karlieerose:

I used to hate my cheekbones. I used find them so masculine. I would wish to have a fuller face and softer cheeks.

 

But they really are so beautiful. 

This is not a goodbye, my darling, this is a thank you. Thank you for coming into my life and giving me joy, thank you for loving me and receiving my love in return. Thank you for the memories I will cherish forever. But most of all, thank you for showing me that there will come a time when I can eventually let you go.
I love you, T.

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